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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
13-9-1992
1.
Magnificent Seven
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The Bundys suddenly have another mouth to feed when Peggy's cousin Zemus and his wife Ida Mae leave behind their 6-year-old son Seven after a quick visit. Peggy, the only one little Seven captivates, sees him as her chance to be a "great mother," or at least try.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
20-9-1992
2.
T-R-A Something, Something Spells Tramp
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Kelly's date ditches her, and on her walk home she meets two other women in the same situation and they hatch a revenge plot. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy spend a night in just conversing to find what they have in common.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
27-9-1992
3.
Every Bundy Has a Birthday
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When Peggy discovers that no one knows Seven's birthday, she picks one at random, Al's. He is understandably not pleased when he has lost his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a small party for Seven's 6th birthday at a local park. But the party fizzles when a snobbish rich parent arrives and declares the park private for his own son's party.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Richard Gurman
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Guest starring:
Frank Lloyd, Andrew Masset, Sherry Rooney, Weston Blakesley, Ted Roberts
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
4-10-1992
4.
Al on the Rocks
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When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage to pay Seven's doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job bar-tending at a topless bar, but its a male strip club where the bartender and all other men are topless. Al enjoys his job, but when Jefferson covers for Al for one day, he takes Al's job. Meanwhile, Peggy starts banning Kelly and Bud from the house to protect Seven from their germs.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
11-10-1992
5.
What I Did for Love
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The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the heart that's sought by Peggy who's tired of being ignored by Al in the bedroom. So she tries a variety of exciting new outfits in an attempt to whet the appetite of a starving Al. But the only thing Al wants is a cooked steak for dinner.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Ellen L. Fogle
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Guest starring:
Penelope Windust, Keith Coulouris, Jocelyne Kelly
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
25-10-1992
6.
Frat Chance
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To meet girls, Bud starts his own community college fraternity, "Alpha Gonna Get'Em," with Hindu convenience store clerk Achmed, geek Francis, and retiree Gus as charter (sole) members. But the first toga party, in the Bundy garage, lacks fun and women.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
1-11-1992
7.
The Chicago Wine Party
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On Election Day, all of the Bundys (minus Seven) hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness and a new two cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys hit the streets for some good old-fashioned pillaging.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Stacie Lipp
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Guest starring:
Michael Goldfinger,
Kari Coleman, Cynthia Allison, Hartley Silver, Ed Burke, Pearl Shear, Flora Burke, Jim Chiros, Cynthena Sanders, Cindy Margolis,
Robin Killian, Tonya Poole
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
8-11-1992
8.
Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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Al decides that another Bundy must get a job and the ax falls on Kelly. This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before. After taking a job at a grease spoon diner, Kelly must experience the wonderful world of waitressing prior to her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
15-11-1992
9.
Rock of Ages
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When his paycheck is taken by bill collectors, Al decides to do something with his non-life: he enters a shoe selling contest and wins. The prize is a first class ticket to Hawaii which the family turns into four stand-by's. After dumping Seven off with the D'Arcys, the Bundys travel to Chicago's O'Hare Airport where in an surprising twist, Al masquerades as an aging rock star, named 'Axl Bundy' from the group 'Shoes N' Socks' in which they hob-nob into the first class lounge with six famous musicians, Richie Havens, Spencer Davis, John Sebastian, Robby Krieger, Peter Noone, and Mark Lindsay.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Al Aidekman
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Guest starring:
Theresa Lee,
Aaron Lustig, Mark Jay Goodman, Mark Lindsay, John Sebastian, Peter Noone, Richie Havens, Spencer Davis, Robby Krieger
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
22-11-1992
10.
Death of a Shoe Salesman
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When Al's favorite movie character dies, Al buys the plot next to him for his own eternal home. But Peggy wants to be buried next to Al and will do anything to spend her life after death with him.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
13-12-1992
11.
The Old College Try
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Thanks to a college grant of $25,000, Bud is ready to leave home and start the good life at college, until Al and Peggy discover the money. Being the selfish petty criminals they are, they grant the money for themselves, and go on a wild spending spree in just one day that leaves Bud with zero.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
/ P. Sharon
Schrijver:
Joey Gutierrez
/ P. Sharon
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Guest starring:
Leslie Ryan, Stan Chandler, Tim Maculan, Jennifer Pusheck, Michael Mitz, Richard Mayer, Alex McLeod, Sabryn Genet
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
20-12-1992
12.
Christmas
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In the company of his peers at a bar with other Santas, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid buying gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against one other (shown in a pseudo-flashback to 1974). But this year the family shows a united front and give Al the gift of a list of job he must take to get Christmas-gift money. One of the jobs is playing Santa at the mall, which becomes another opportunity for Marcy and Jefferson to taunt and browbeat Al.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Ellen L. Fogle
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Guest starring:
Dennis Cockrum, Fred Sanders,
Kevin Thompson, Ed Morgan, Matt Leavitt, Samantha Leavitt, Monty Hoffman, Kristen Martin,
Sara Shearer, Paula Bernard, Kristen Semon, Cherry Semon
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
10-1-1993
13.
Wedding Show
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The Bundys are going to a family wedding for Al's cousin. But Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses) Al waits and daydreams. Meanwhile, Kelly color coordinates with two fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight black leather is always best, and Bud gets to know the young bride to be much better than he should!
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
24-1-1993
14.
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
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It's no vacation for Al when Peggy and Marcy join him on his winter fishing trip and make him referee to their constant bickering. Meanwhile, Kelly, Bud, and Seven, left behind with no food or money, help Jefferson spend all of Marcy's money.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
7-2-1993
15.
Heels on Wheels
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Working at the diner is getting to Kelly, so she decides to rebel by getting a motorcycle which Peggy deems as too dangerous, until Peggy tries it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it's Al who really takes to the new bike and imagines himself as an "easy rider,"... at least until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
14-2-1993
16.
Mr. Empty Pants
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Peggy decides to take up a hobby by drawing Al and in so doing, creates her own magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous: the hapless shoe salesman titled "Mr. Empty Pants". Al would prefer the fame to be fleeting, until another magazine (Playgirl) declares him to be a sex symbol.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
George Tricker
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Guest starring:
Cynthia Szgeti,
Steve Bean, Cain Devore,
Brian Jensen, Jack Kenny, Kristi Ducati, Avalon Anders, Janne Halskov, Arthur Hanket
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
21-2-1993
17.
You Can't Miss
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After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a new TV dating game show called "You Can't Miss" for the less experienced, but not quite with the expected results. Meanwhile, the low IQ Kelly believes that there's a conspiracy to keep her from knowing what day it is.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
28-2-1993
18.
Peggy and the Pirates
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Peggy narrates her own pirate fantasy to Seven as a bedtime story. In the story, Peggy plays Princess Scarlett. Al is Captain Courage, her pirate captor and Jefferson is Prince Paco, her savior. Rounding out the cast is Bud playing the hunchback first mate Fluvio; Kelly as the dim-witted ship's navigator; Marcy playing the cabin boy/girl; and in a surprise appearance, Marcy's ex-husband Steve Rhoades playing the villainous Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible singing of show tunes.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
14-3-1993
19.
Go for the Old
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After Al passes for a senior citizen to get into the movies cheap he worries that he's getting old. He then starts acting old but a senior decathlon brings him back to life.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Stacie Lipp
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Guest starring:
E.D. Miller, Kevin Brief, George Feinstein, Mario Raccuzzo, Peggy Gilbert, Jerrie Thill, Georgie Shilling, Marian M. Wells,
Todd McLaren
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Seen it: Yes
30 min.
28-3-1993
20.
Un-Alful Entry
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After Al knocks out and captures a burglar that breaks into his house one night while he's sleeping on the couch after an argument with Peggy, he becomes a neighborhood hero. But the tables soon turn when the burglar sues Al for injuring him and the Bundys must go to court once again.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
11-4-1993
21.
Movie Show
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After Kelly's boyfriend dumps her, Al and the family treat her to the movies where each member has a different agenda.
Regisseur:
Gerry Cohen
Schrijver:
Ellen L. Fogle
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Guest starring:
Craig Benton, Kimberly Brooks, Nick Oleson, Elena Statheros, Phil Dominguez, Anahtt Minasyan, Robin Francis Robins, David Patrick Boreanaz
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
25-4-1993
22.
'Til Death Do Us Part
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Al's poor bedroom performance makes him the laughingstock of the entire town after another night with Peggy, even though the only person she tells about it is Marcy. Al then decides to get in shape for the real deal to get his self-confidence back.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
2-5-1993
23.
'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
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Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peggy finds the money and spends all of it in one hour by shopping. Al is forced to go back to work where he hears opportunity knocking with a chance to buy a shoe store called "Home Plate Athletic Shoes." Meanwhile, Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house trying to sell them an "Abdomenizer."
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
9-5-1993
24.
Old Insurance Dodge
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One morning, Al discovers that his Dodge has been stolen. At Jefferson's behest, Al decides to cheat the insurance company and enjoys renting a loaner Lincoln Town Car...Until the police find his beloved heap.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
16-5-1993
25.
The Wedding Repercussions
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Bud's cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn't exactly know it was Bud, but he's determined to find out. As Bud waits for the hammer fist to fall he turns to Al, of all people, to discuss the morality of his actions.
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Seen it: Yes
23 min.
23-5-1993
26.
The Proposition
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A rich hot babe from Al's past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollars.
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